Topicopedia EP231.mp3 by Topicopedia Podcast published on 2026-10-20T23:15:31Z Nicole's apparently running a spider maternity ward, Ste wants absolutely nothing to do with the eight-legged little bastards, and that's before we've even got onto the weird stuff. This week on Topicopedia, we're diving headfirst into Michael Barrymore's musical fridge, motorised sofas, mysterious Geordie accents, the Loch Ness Monster and a so-called OnlyFans university. Because apparently that's a thing now. Our Off Topic discussion asks how on earth you'd explain perfectly normal human behaviour to aliens. Job interviews, awkward small talk, queuing, public toilet etiquette and clapping at films. When you think about it, humanity is bloody ridiculous. Judge Jerry tackles a woman whose work colleague has become a little too attached — to the point of booking herself a flight to Barcelona without an invitation. What could possibly go wrong? Then it's Follow Fast or Scroll Past: Wellness Woo-Woo Edition, where we're judging mouth taping, cold plunges, beef-fat skincare, grounding, sea moss and other questionable wellness trends. Throw in listener feedback, Meme of the Week, terrible jokes and plenty of completely inappropriate tangents, and you've got another glorious helping of Topicopedia. 🎧 Hosted by Ste and Nicole. 00:00 – Spider babies, introductions and what's coming up 03:01 – The Mandela Effect and conversational chaos 07:11 – Michael Barrymore's musical fridge 09:35 – Caffè Nero, refunds and everyday mishaps 12:02 – Listener feedback: Andy, tea parties and cinema talk 17:00 – Cinema recliners and suspicious popcorn 19:10 – Cornwall, croffins and Anzac biscuits 21:41 – Weird news: motorised sofas and Pokémon hygiene 25:34 – Would you install a urinal in your man cave? 26:35 – Mystery Geordie accents, Nessie and bizarre headlines 29:32 – OnlyFans university and other ridiculous stories 33:47 – Off Topic: explaining human customs to aliens 43:28 – Public toilet etiquette, small talk and film applause 50:12 – Queuing, alarm clocks and alien technology 53:35 – Judge Jerry: the uninvited Barcelona trip 60:00 – Follow Fast or Scroll Past: Wellness Woo-Woo Edition 73:00 – Meme of the Week: tiramisu trainers vs The Simpsons 75:30 – Jokes of the Week #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #UKPodcast #FunnyPodcast #BritishPodcast #PodcastUK #JudgeJerry #OnlyFans #WeirdNews #WellnessTrends #MandelaEffect #PodcastHumour #SteAndNicole Genre Comedy
