Bursts Of The Light by Prospero2013

We have officially announced the Year of The Light.
Rumors of impending doom immediately grew so intense
that it has been necessary for us
to respond to the multiple accusations
leveled at us
from all directions.

The reason for our initial unusual declaration
was the discovery of a simple equation:
light equals The Light.
As simple as it may seem
this discovery has led us to officially mark
this year as the Year of The Light.

We are convinced that
The Light may even step through
the great gap we are in the process of constructing
and bring radical change to the world,
faster that we had previously anticipated.

Our research has found
that The Light significantly reduces
levels of inertia in open circles.
This quantum fluid can quickly
enter the slip stream of possibility
and cause irrevocable change.
If this effect is real,
enthropic inertia might be cancelled
through bursts of The Light.

These discoveries were presented
at the Society for Radical Evolution conference last week.
The chaos that followed our presentation
could not have been predicted.
It has given us some interesting insight
into how conspiracy theories begin
and how they develop.

Any further consequences
or interpretations
of our statements
are completely
beyond our control.
Stay at home and safe
while the proper authorities
regain control of the population.