Verhalen van de Dijk (Tales from the Dyke)

MONUMENT OF A KLINGON BAT'LETH (sword)
Near the Klingon shrine of n'eEl Tje J'anS.
The shrine is the most important shrine of the Klingons. The first written text of this warrior race is guarded here:
"mo’Dajvo’ pa’wIjDaq je narghpu’ He’So’bogh SajlIj."
(Your stinking pet has escaped from its cage and appeared in my quarters.)
In the Klingon Mythology the first Bat'leth was made by the two Klingon forefathers kR'oYY and ba'Mby who were milk brothers. They were 'Born from waters of mighty perineum ' near to the shrine. They were raised an fed with seal milk by F'OoKa'A the Mother Seal. Who 'split the waters of all the worlds' to Freshwater and Salty water. Two sentences are written on the Bat'leth.
1. vavlI’ quv Say’moHmeH nuj bIQ vIlo’chugh, nuj bIQ vIlammoH.
(If I use spit (mouth water) to clean your father’s honor, I only dirty the spit.)
2. be’HomDu’na’wIjtIq’a’Du’na’vaD ghureghqangqa’moHlaHqu’be’taH’a’ Somraw’a’meyna’wIj’e’?
(Is it not that my many, large, scattered muscles are quite capable of swelling for the benefit of the hearts of many scattered girls?)

Verhalen van de Dijk (Tales from the Dyke)’s tracks

• Tales from the Dyke (Studio session 05.05.23) by Verhalen van de Dijk (Tales from the Dyke)
• Tales from the Dyke (WORM Live 06.05.23) by Verhalen van de Dijk (Tales from the Dyke)
• Gossip Moths by Verhalen van de Dijk (Tales from the Dyke)
• The Gathering by Verhalen van de Dijk (Tales from the Dyke)
• Night Swim by Verhalen van de Dijk (Tales from the Dyke)
• Gabber Gabber by Verhalen van de Dijk (Tales from the Dyke)
• Milk Brothers by Verhalen van de Dijk (Tales from the Dyke)
• Piraten van de Noordzee by Verhalen van de Dijk (Tales from the Dyke)
• The Dirty Yacht by Verhalen van de Dijk (Tales from the Dyke)
• Diesel Engines by Verhalen van de Dijk (Tales from the Dyke)