Doctor Mocker Professor Lumpypants (his friend) Acoustic Punk Hello and Welcome! I don't make the music. Someone who contacted me thought that was disappointing so I think I need to be up-front here. I am just his friend who likes his music A LOT and has permission to post whatever music of his I want here. He can make a song up about anything! He has songs about explosions, fire, Jeanie Jaslow's mom, and time machines. He has hundreds and hundreds of songs. He shits out songs all of the time. And they are all different (although some of the lyrics and themes are similar, to be honest). He can make fun of you in a song and put himself down at the same time. Everyone leaves depressed and angry. I am trying to post the songs I put on reddit and unreleased tracks from his albums here on Soundcloud. The rest of his music can be accessed through the website I built for him, doctormocker.com [ad-libs] are songs that he made up on the spot. Whatever comes out of his guitar and his brain and his throat is... just whatever comes out. What you hear is what you get. Sometimes this actually works! [instrumentals] are songs that have no vocals. Yet, still, somehow, are explicit. [acappella] songs are songs that have no music accompaniment except for him slamming on things like a desk or chair. But usually just his voice. All the rest are "regular" songs. All of these songs are recorded live on an old, beat-up and yellowed Fostex 4-track, a barely-functional Panasonic tape recorder from the 80s, a cell phone, or, rarely, an answering machine. He spares all expense to give us that sweet, succulent, grimy, gritty, grungy and intimate low fidelity sound. If you want to know more or see some of his videos click on the Interwebsite link below or visit doctormocker.com. Thanks, Lumpy :) P.S. If you see likes on your tracks that's me liking your music not him. He is a grumpy, surly fucker who doesn't like anything, much. Not even himself. Sad... Doctor Mocker’s tracks It's a Shame in the North Star State by Doctor Mocker published on 2026-01-17T09:54:33Z Telepathy Does Not Fix Relationship Woes [ad-lib] by Doctor Mocker published on 2024-06-30T16:22:13Z Resold My Soul To Feed My Baby, Who Died Anyway [ad-lib] by Doctor Mocker published on 2024-06-24T15:55:34Z Proud Dad's Song For A Kid Who Loves Engines [ad-lib] by Doctor Mocker published on 2024-06-16T23:10:38Z I Have Trouble With Quetiapine Too [ad-lib] by Doctor Mocker published on 2024-06-06T10:45:55Z The Philospher's Greatest Weakness [ad-lib] by Doctor Mocker published on 2024-06-03T10:22:55Z Muck Bang Boom [ad-lib] by Doctor Mocker published on 2024-05-25T12:50:04Z So Prove Me Wrong Then [ad-Lib] by Doctor Mocker published on 2024-05-17T12:29:15Z Is This Folk Punk? [ad-lib] by Doctor Mocker published on 2024-05-03T11:00:52Z Cock Rot Is No Fun [ad-lib] by Doctor Mocker published on 2024-04-12T08:16:55Z
Resold My Soul To Feed My Baby, Who Died Anyway [ad-lib] by Doctor Mocker published on 2024-06-24T15:55:34Z
Proud Dad's Song For A Kid Who Loves Engines [ad-lib] by Doctor Mocker published on 2024-06-16T23:10:38Z
