Professa Fresh

Austin Fahy is a superhero/bird watcher with a glass eye and the tongue of a devil’s angel. Austin started writing lyrics to express the unlawful sins of the demon trapped deep within him, and started playing guitar with the intention of busking in order to provide for his family of 6 foot tall inbred rabbits. Austin finds lyrical inspiration from the simpler things in life, such as the first frost of winter or the sadistic screams of a new born lamb being sacrificed to Lord Satan. Austin’s pass-times include rollerblading, teaching Extreme Cage Fighting to old age pensioners and feeding the swans in the park. Later in 2014 Austin hopes to infiltrate North Korea’s armed forces and learn how to knit.
Sarah Owens is a time travelling gambling addict who evacuated her own time of 2164 in order to escape the wrath of the Lizard Overlord of All Beings, Emperor Enrique. After her right hand was severed by Chinese Gangsters over an unpaid gambling debt, Sarah reprogrammed her brain to do everything to the left by flipping everything in her possession on its other side, including her very clearly right handed guitar. Sarah met Austin while interviewing suspects for one of her World Famous Mystery Cases, and began playing with him in order to pay the “Time Away Visa Plan” she owes to Emperor Enrique. Later in 2014 Sarah hopes to assassinate William Shatner and buy a new car.
Together, Professa’ Fresh produce a diggity new sound using harmonies, synchronized guitar playing and a strict diet of Weetabix and Red Bull. Winning the IYMA’s would mean winning his soul back from Satan for Austin, and a permanent 2014 Visa, freeing her once and for all from the slimy grasp of the slithery saviour of her own time.

Professa Fresh’s tracks

• Escape by Professa Fresh