[MAIKA] Anti -Joke [VOCALOID original] by Duck With a Knife published on 2020-04-10T20:00:10Z YouTube PV: https://youtu.be/nIzL8rqYe3o Music & lyrics by me Mix by https://soundcloud.com/n0ns3ns3 Vocals: MAIKA Lyrics: Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't T-rex clap their hands? Hey, you know what's really odd? What did ant say to other ant? Wanna hear something terrible? I just don't care anymore! Ha ha, ha ha Ha ha, ha ha Ha ha ha, Ha ha, ha ha ha Knock, knock, knock I am knocking, Knocking at your door, door, door I'm not joking, What was it all for? You sure make me Feel like I'm a joke, An anti-joke. Because you never stay For the punchline That I've prepared for you. Anyway! What do you call a whale on land? How do you make a person sad? What's red and bad for your teeth? I need to stop before you leave. Ha ha, ha ha Ha ha, ha ha Ha ha ha, Ha ha, ha ha ha You haven't heard the punchline yet. You haven't heard the punchline yet. You haven't heard the punchline yet. You haven't heard the punchline yet. Knock, knock, knock I am knocking, Knocking at your door, door, door I'm not joking, What was it all for? You sure make me Feel like I'm a joke, A stupid joke. Because you never stay For the punchline That I've prepared for you. Comment by CherryRott What are rhe punchlines for these jokes. I know only a few and theg srent funny at all 2021-10-29T21:27:20Z