Super Serious News Reporting by Caitlin Johnstone published on 2021-11-05T01:28:59Z Hi I'm a very serious news reporter. The Russians are controlling our thoughts with Facebook memes and scrambling our brains with invisible ray gun attacks. In other news, capitalism is working fine and our wars defend freedom and democracy. The government never lies. Here's Bob with the weather. Reading by Tim Foley. Genre News & Politics Comment by DogH20 The Albright syndrome 2021-11-28T19:08:28Z Comment by DogH20 This fact is just batshit nutso 2021-11-28T19:07:50Z Comment by Bevan Trembly Expect a miracle but stay limber enough to kiss your arse goodbyeđ€Ș 2021-11-05T05:45:18Z
