I'm the Pope - Timsong version by Wacky Moose

Popetastic pop form the wonderful talent known as Timsong!

Lyrics by Matt Love
Music, Vocals, Performance by Timsong

The Catholic Church needs a married pope
I won't diddle kids, I won't fiddle or grope
I'll wear a cuban cigar band for a ring
I'll be a pope who ain't hung up on all that bling

There'll be gays in the priesthood and ladies in charge
I'll be rocking the cathedral and I'll be living large
Rum and coke communion, and rock n' roll mass
I'll do the limbo on the alter, I'll be shaking my

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I'm the Pope
I'm the Pope
I'm the Pope of Pop
I'm so dope
I'm so dope
I'm the cherry on top
I'm the elephant in the room
I'll roll the stone away from the church's tomb

Sanctified Guitar Solo

I'll give the Vatican to the hungry and poor
And I'll move into a storefront with an open door
I'll trade all my robes in for some rags
I'll be a pontiff who's a pappa with a brand new bag

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