Wario vs Shadow the Hedgehog - Video Game Rap Battle by VideoGameRapBattles

published on 2020-06-04T16:55:17Z

Wario vs Shadow the Hedgehog - Video Game Rap Battle Cam "VGRB" as Wario Froz as Shadow Mixed by Froz Beat by DANSA BEATS Shadow: Pipe up, pipe down, chill in the back I've got a show to run, and now the villain is back Lemme guess, another one of your "pro-bro" spits Put out by the wind, take a photo, bitch Can't catch killer camera crasher Glitch grand gladiator to a gas compactor Rap rat kicking ass in the black to match You're in D-EE-P, massive crap Ain't No Half Steppin', I'mma throw back, wrecking in your gonads, lesson to a slow fat peasant Reckon It's about time to toss the towel I'm a speed-spoken poet, supersonic vowels Venture like a vulture into vengeance, evacuate Came to violate violently, you're violet and bound to pass away Call me Pan, I crawl past plain sight On my watch, you're broken into eighths by DayLight, pieces Wario: Like Jesus, maybe cease the screamin’ Vegeta? Cause you’re just a clone of a clone of my foe Yeah They call you shadow for a reason Bring all your friends I’ll be eatin’ them You got 7 gems? I got millions I don’t need to bring a .9, these guns will do I’m a killer on the mic so run the jewels Your girl ain’t dead she needed a real man So I took Maria to Wario Land Ironic you’re supposed to cure her deadly illness But only caused cancer with all of your fans I smash down bros in the hall of fame To Bash Shadow is a mini game & Wario breaks rats like they’re bricks But you’ll make a nice trophy if I need assists Shadow: I was nice for a change, now it’s AK game time You’ve got pounds, we have bass lines Why would Wario wanna wish away? To wake wisdom and war for the wimp to waste What a whack, weak wannabe Fragile as pottery Imitating Mario, don’t even try to copy me That W belongs to me Fucker had to get a shoehorn right into Odyssey Not a main character The same character A fact that you’ll always be The one reject trapped in a red man’s shadow Don’t look at me, might digest ammo All of you damn meatballs look identical You slay a giant, I’ve killed several An OG? Never earned that title Impossible to think you could ever be an idol Wario: Your empty threats don’t scare me now This edgy pest just Wares me out You’re always so dark and depressed That a suicide mission’s all that you can carry out The ultimate life form? You’re just a faker of Sonic Your verses are like your gameplay Cause It’s all speed and no content When it comes to makin’ these rude tunes Wario’s got smooth moves Heard your all raps now I’ve gone and snapped just go make like your spin attacks screw you You’re more desolate than Mephiles Always blowing out smoke like toot toot Make you bleed to your black doom Does something stink oh wait that’s you

Genre: Hip-hop & Rap

Comment by Tori Isaacson

Shadows

2025-12-31T21:17:32Z

Comment by Anonymous S

nah I juste started and shadow fun that I dont even need to hear wario

2025-11-26T03:09:26Z

Comment by ☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎

Wario had better contextual roasts, references to smash and hostility toward shadows past, meanwhile Shadow was completely chaotic-energy edgy spewing, and I PERSONALLY prefer shadows bit.

2025-11-26T01:44:34Z

Comment by ☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That's right this is what you get, my super laser piss. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!