Myzyry

Have you heard American DJs try to play hardstyle? If I hear another one of these fucks play some happy "hard dance" song in their set I swear I'm gonna give em a pink sock. Then I'm gonna chop it off at the base with an axe, put it in the freezer, and fuck that DJ's asshole with their own asshole! No bullshit songs here.
Hardstyle..... who the fuck came up with such a stupid name? I remember searching through hard trance records a loooong time ago and this genre would be dispersed within because nobody knew what to call it. So, the Europeans dubbed it "hardstyle". No wonder most of the current "hits" are riddled with dumbass narratives in English that don't make any goddamned sense. Have you ever had to explain what hardstyle is to your average American fuck? Btw, I am American, ha ha. Can't we all just call it Hard Rave music? The popular title "hard dance" puts the culo in ridiCULOus. So yeah Fuck hardstyle and FUCK Q-Dance. Those limp dick cocksuckers have a system that is soooooo not about the music, but they trick you into joining their cult...., ahem, tribe..... and then charging money to access them. But ya know what? I'll be right there with you rolling my face off at the next Q-Dance event, oh wait, they don't come to USA anymore, so yeah, FUCK Q-Dance!!!!!

Myzyry’s tracks

• Scorpotaint by Myzyry