Sales call Abyss by User 237714155 published on 2016-04-26T21:55:55Z This is the place we send annoying people, sales calls, etc. Enjoy! Genre Comedy Comment by earwaxlolly This should be broadcast via satellite after we are all dead and gone from this planet 2025-04-24T10:51:52Z Comment by Zirenton Glorious. Just gets better and better. 2023-07-04T02:42:04Z Comment by Justsomeguy Picture Perfect · Nistheouss 2021-12-14T08:03:10Z Comment by Chaos Rockstein all of this shit is my spirit animal chaos is here 2020-12-08T07:48:42Z Comment by Major Fortification Truly a visceral slice of Humanity. 2020-01-07T22:11:48Z Comment by user725740839 DonDugg Brilliant 2019-12-27T21:33:00Z Comment by AArroyo Genius. 2019-09-19T18:14:11Z Comment by Doug Graham This whole thing would be perfect for those various scammers (IRS/Microsoft Tech/etc.) 2018-09-11T20:46:44Z Comment by user958615792 The best part of this is that my "send that annoying sales caller away" extension is ALSO 666 2018-09-11T20:28:59Z Comment by user958615792 I don't suppose you'd consider letting us download this to load into our own phone systems.... :) 2018-09-11T20:28:35Z Comment by Chaos Rockstein therapeutic in a way 2018-09-11T16:31:48Z Comment by Chaos Rockstein it's so horrendous I fucking love this 2018-09-11T16:28:46Z Comment by Xenophore ❤️💓❤️ This is so… beautiful. ❤️💓❤️ 2018-09-11T07:03:59Z Comment by Jake Manchester 2 this needs a music video since last tuesday 2018-09-11T04:41:59Z Comment by Zefora lol this reminds me of a band I knew in college... 2018-09-10T22:38:18Z Comment by RealChrisMC so mush emoshuns! 2018-09-10T21:49:18Z Comment by CHAIKA nice 2018-09-10T20:38:58Z Comment by Geekmaster So much fucking win here. SO EPIC!!! 2018-09-10T20:25:50Z Comment by Khannea Suntzu The pentagon and correctional department paid good money for this. product. 2018-09-10T19:51:55Z Comment by Veli Can Erdem meeeee 2018-09-10T19:42:25Z Comment by Nozomi Shinobu-Crest and just think, we're getting the actual file here. they have to listen to this through a phone. xD 2018-09-10T19:28:12Z Comment by Carl D Hursh I remember windowpane. Good times 2018-09-10T19:27:06Z Comment by HonestJohnny I did it.... I made it to the end... My eardrums have eroded...but I'm here! 2018-09-10T19:24:23Z Comment by Builder_of_speakers ok I'm going to stop listening now. 2018-02-27T16:28:51Z Comment by Flyover Country This is one of my favorite jokes in the world. 2017-02-19T03:52:02Z Comment by DoritoMcDew us. 2016-11-20T15:03:40Z Comment by Lord Triceratops This is the greatest thing I've heard this year. This is going in our on-hold queue. 2016-06-15T21:33:35Z Comment by jordicusmaximus All cold calls from sales people are now going to this hold music. 2016-06-08T20:38:58Z Comment by Bella S. I love this song 2016-05-29T16:36:25Z