DexDexTer '94-'96 + Sparking Toys '97-'09, cassette + studio demos + singles by ArtEfficient Intelligenz

Well hello, journalists and wikipedia entriers alike - I hear a lot of rumours, Ian Brown once sang.
Help yourselves to the dexdexter story, since the wikip*rn entry seems a most deliciously corporate & glossy narrative generateur, whose absolutely upside-down relation of events is only missing that Orlando invented prerecorded live gigs and Xav founded dex, instead of describing weasels for what they always were - which would also traditionally be known as actual journalism.
..Chrissie Hynde was never a dex fan, but she could not have liked The Sparking Toys more - specifically the singer-less period, though she liked both formats.
Same with Supergrass. Tells me something.

Whoever redacted the current Discogs bio - well done getting most everything wrong, whilst attempting to sound authoritative and knowledgeable.
..Zilch about zilch, either way.

"..Evan, dexdexter's plumpy keyboardist."
..Said Nadia Mediocre Comaneci.
..Was there, never, anything else, pertinent to and susceptible of highlighting, other than that, regarding my musical activities, Mr Slimeone Humpty WiFi* Dumpty Gooardian Prickrice.
The Fable Of Slimeone Prickle Und Humpty Dumpty.
..Equally evil, equally conniving, equally half-boiled.

*WiFi - the hairantennae worn by Slimone Prickrice, the Nadia Comaneci of Gooardian dorknalism, eternal chair-bearer of the mystical flame for standards of artifice und talentless mediocrity.

Ex Dex Demos. ..Sponsored by Gato Malo Blanco and his keyboard naps.
Where one can mostly delect in G's and Gage's work. And I'm not saying this for free.
Though I never quite understood why that Trace Elliot bass amp had to half-blow up my shitty Boss mixer, and itself fully, twice. And I had it explained - I did match impedance/s, ohm lol.

These should all be band masters but for Creature - as per G's handwriting.

Contains tracks

• Another Car Another Car Crash - Produced by Colin Thurston and Paul Kendall by ArtEfficient Intelligenz
• Cartrek - produced by Paul Kendall at Mute studios by ArtEfficient Intelligenz
• Headlines Headlites - Produced by Paul Kendall at Mute studios by ArtEfficient Intelligenz
• Creature Feature - Produced by Colin Thurston by ArtEfficient Intelligenz
• Creature Feature - raw prepolish mix 1996 by ArtEfficient Intelligenz