CordKillers by Sebastian (sebgonz)

You know, Cordkillers was really missing a song based on it. So what did I do? Well, I took my crappy skills, threw together a song, and sang the crap out of it. Find the lyrics below.

They take my money, for a crappy feed
The cable business, sucks indeed.
We need a cordkiller comin’ round
To change my feeds.

[CHORUS]
(They take my money)
Now I ain’t sayin I’m a Cordkiller (for a crappy feed)
but I ain’t messin’ with remotes [motes]
(They take my money)
Now I ain’t sayin I’m a Cordkiller (for a crappy feed)
but I ain’t messin’ with remotes [motes]
(I gotta leave)
I watch things the way I want
(I gotta leave)
I watch things the way I want
(I gotta leave)
I watch things the way I want
(I gotta leave)
On my damn device

[VERSE 1]
Brian and Tom
Got this awesome thing goin on
Where they show me how to change
What I play my stuff on
They say dump that cable box
Get Netflix and move on
With that you can’t go wrong
Hulu Plus and so on Cable’s gone
Now my life is not a yawn
You believe me?
Now I’m goin’ anywhere and still watching TV
iTunes, H-B-O Go flicks, oh yes
And I gotta thank Tom and Brian for all this
OK, they showed me this, but then I showed my friends
Went over to their house and cut up all the things
They started to complain but then it was okay
If you’re gonna cut the cord then you know it’ll pay
You know why
No more blacked out stations
Now I can make more Patreon donations
Tom and Bri headed in the right direction
Now they takin us to cord-cuttin perfection

(They take my money)
And now I’m sayin I’m a Cordkiller (for a crappy feed)
cuz I can’t deal with those remotes [motes]
(They take my money)
Yeah, now I’m sayin I’m a Cordkiller (for a crappy feed)
cuz I can’t deal with those remotes [motes]
(I gotta leave)
I watch things the way I want
(I gotta leave)
I watch things the way I want
(I gotta leave)
I watch things the way I want
(I gotta leave)
On my damn device