Secret Tape of Jeb/Hillary Phone Call Released by Rand Paul

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Jeb Bush: Hey Hill, it’s Jeb

Hillary: Hey Jeb, to what do I owe this pleasure?

Jeb Bush: Well, it’s true, I’m thinking about running for President

Hillary: Well Jeb, so am I

Jeb Bush: I just wanted to call and give you a heads up in hopes we could work something out

Hillary: What do you mean Jeb? It’s clearly my turn.
Bush…..Clinton……Bush…. now….Clinton

Jeb Bush: Well Hillary, there hasn’t been a Republican White House without a Bush since 1977, and we’re ready to be back

Hillary: Let me shoot straight with you Jeb, okay Bill and I are dead broke and need a place to stay. 1600 Pennsylvania Ave is calling me home, I've still got the back door key. Being President offers a lot more job security than writing another memoir.

Jeb Bush: Well the Bush’s have weathered attacks before, and READ MY LIPS Hillary, we’re not backing down this time

Hillary: Well you're right...Maybe we can work something out…we both agree on so many issues! Bigger government, common core, and amnesty for illegal immigrants!

Jeb: Well, we've both got problems... you've got problems with the grassroots and I've got all those damn conservatives. What say, we make a deal

(call beeps in)

Jeb: Sorry Hillary, but I have to go, Mitt keeps calling.

Hillary: Oh for crying out loud.