D.B. Cooper vs. Dead Bart - Rap Battle by Rabi published on 2021-09-06T00:41:56Z LYRICS D.B. Cooper: I’ve got a verse here, so for my opening I request a cigarette, as I’m about to smoke this kid You’ve got windows making your crew all head to depression I’ve got Bond-style escape plans; 00-727 D.B. Cooper, I drop bombs a plenty against T.V. bloopers, average emcees This washup would fit with the rest of my bundles of dollars Know that I go for the throat, remind you of your father? Dead Bart: Were you trying to impress me? You should know I’m good at breakthroughs I’m jumpin’ on this beat like it was your escape route This dude couldn’t even see the better choice for a main ‘chute So I’ll be eating up this track like “what’s the deal with airplane food?” I left Matt Groening crying when he read up on my story You left the plane when the flight got a little too boring And I thought I was the sitcom, but when I look at this loser He looks less like Dan and more like Sheldon Cooper Facin’ off with Dead Bart, now your heartbeat might stop This sketch’s sketchy headshot went up for a high cost But your body’s most likely outlined with white chalk Now FOX’s best son’s stealing Zodiac Earhart’s time slot You hit the runway and still, no one knows what your name is I hit the runway and my face instantly became famous Even with a rainstorm, I still got colder bars in this fight So take your leave and take a leap into the dark of the night D.B. Cooper: I thought the Simpsons’ could drop bars, but it’s clear you can’t battle me When your rapping’s more barebones than your family And you wrote down all the tropes you decided to ride on Then turned the creepypasta genre to the Squidward Suicide Squad Keep this bank noted as I’m crushing this duel Even my blank motive has more substance than you Leave the tank loaded and get the show on the road And when I’m flowing, know that I’m holding a grudge in this feud The Nightmare at 20,000 Feet, towering over your treehouse Thinking this D.B. beef is gonna leave me beat? How? I’m hijacking this win, as you’re left shaking and crying Leaving you like my legacy - radio silent Dead Bart: Traveling on Northwest, yet your plan still went south Go eat my shorts, man, open the stairwell and step out And make like your exit and drop this fight Chalk your loss up as another prediction we’ve gotten right CREDITS Swizkii as D.B. Cooper https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs4l43CoLWyUMdaWq9S_SKA Shimario as Dead Bart https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsFyrvAhPhiEvJ1yL_Ux8MQ Written by Rabi Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal Beat by Insanebeatz Dead Bart art by 01Tyler10 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrIDPJLlnUFILYuS72fIc1g Thumbnail by Rabi Genre Hip-hop & Rap Comment by HoodieMasterr fire 2023-11-03T00:09:52Z Comment by Fightmarker unacceptable 2023-09-09T02:18:22Z Comment by Fightmarker awful 2023-09-09T02:18:03Z Comment by Fightmarker this shit ass 2023-09-09T02:17:52Z Comment by amontwgoat dead bart w this is really good but shimario is too loud compared to seth 2022-07-28T14:33:23Z Comment by Shimario's Rap Battles that me! 2022-05-12T20:02:41Z Comment by Arandomguy Yoooooo how did I only see this now. I demand credit for giving you the idea 2021-09-14T19:50:38Z Comment by SmashingRewind What’s the connection between DB Cooper and Dead Bart? 2021-09-06T12:24:23Z Comment by RNG this has so much sexes 2021-09-06T11:05:49Z Comment by Vladimyr P. This is excellent. Keep up the fantastic work! 2021-09-06T09:16:58Z Comment by TheMonarchy Banger 2021-09-06T08:48:09Z Comment by Commander Jacob yo this rocks 2021-09-06T01:01:12Z
