Hollywood Is Pummelling A Dead Horse - Katy Perry PARODY by Nib Oswald published on 2014-02-25T13:33:33Z (Sung by Claireopatra and Nib Oswald) [JUICY J] (Front row!) Yeah, Hollywood show biz Never varied, all the same Uh huh, get paid [KATY PERRY] From Middle Earth - one book made a trilogy Jurassic Park – time for asteroid casualties Dark Knight - the caped crusader swoops again Plus Superman - Lex Luthor’s damned Make a new franchise nightly Bruce Banner, Steve and Tony There’s nooo… originality Those X-men screen, here endlessly How did Chipmunks make a hat-trick? Pumping out Pokémon, Bond and Thor Lazily rehash your movies Hollywood is pummelling a dead horse We’ve had seven Saws, several Jaws New Avatar, planning more Got Star Wars IX up in line (What a load of hacks.) (Pay, pay, pay, pay! Pay, pay, pay!) It’s absurd - how Harry Potter went to eight Shrek the Third? Now Puss In Boots perpetuates You’re bound to earn - if your movies stay the same And never change (Remade) The Dawn Of The Dead and Fame - gee (Now they’re) bound to greenlight a Babe 3 Remaking more - from drama films to comedy Homogeny, a monopoly! Golden Age was cinematic Putting on a show with orchestral score Now we never care for movies Paranormal Activity Part IV?! We’ve had seven Saws, several Jaws It’s such a bore, watch us snore Production line dollar signs (They get loads of cash.) [JUICY J] Uh, take your seats - the screen’s enormous The latest film’s out - a new Transformers (Boo!) Teen werewolves, pirates and more King Kong Walter Mitty was 5 pages, stretched out to 2 hours long! Take a Nabokov film Lolita Or a Carrie, Annie and repeat her No need to write a script to make the charts To steal old films is easier The viewers keep spending On our line of Twilight drama Maleficent, Sleeping Beauty Snow White’s gonna see another Then we’ll do another, Spider-Man mag Get Hungover again Just when you think the story’s over Get your ass back in that chair We plug each follow-up Screw the high art filmic critics Our skills have got no… scope So here’s another mimicked gimmick [KATY PERRY] Though you used to play us classics Everything we see now was done before Maybe you should pitch some new scripts Hollywood is pummelling a dead horse We already saw one Red Dawn! We’re sick of Bourne, please no more! Godzilla? Nein, we decline! (We’re so over that.) Genre katy perry
