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the entity known as MusicHater69 has been Mysteriously dropped into the world of BUELFEST... will they make it out alive ???
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no mashups this time; however we do have fucked up nightcore of songs you may not have heard before :>
0:00 // TO THE WOODS - - - - - - - - -
⠀⠀narrator: the set begins, there's a massive pan-shot of the absolute state of the place that MusicHater69 has been beamed to. a single tear cries down its cheek, as it wallows and tells the story
⠀⠀MusicHater69: oh my gosh, im stuck here at the WORST place for someone who absolutely hates music, im stuck at BUELFEST 2024, and im mad about it. i need to fricken escape, i'm running to the woods!
⠀⠀narrator: but the woods had music too...
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⠀⠀simon m - DOMINO (glitchpunk)
⠀⠀milkfish - DILLYDALLYING
⠀⠀Cake Pop - Satin Bedsheets
⠀⠀Vylet Pony - I'm Creekflow
⠀⠀six impala - STICKY HELIX
6:28 // TO THE GLADE - - - - - - - - - -
⠀⠀narrator: it was all a ruse... the forest was not a place of safety, but it was the music nexus! MusicHater69 runs runs runs from the forest into a beautiful glade, thinking there's no more music... but there is music, there's more of it
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⠀⠀Charloux - Good Luck, Babe! (Charloux Remix)
⠀⠀Magdalena Bay - Image
⠀⠀Ravenna Golden - Contest
12:44 // A MYSTERIOUS WIZARD - - - - - - -
⠀⠀narrator: nowhere is safe from the music! i just looked it up, a glade is a place in a forest, MusicHater69 never got out of the forest! and in the glade, is the cottage where a mysterious wizard lives...
⠀⠀the Wizard: it is me! the mysterious wizard! i want you to listen to my music
⠀⠀MusicHater69: Nooooooooooooo!!!
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⠀⠀Explorers of the Internet - 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧
⠀⠀Jane Remover - Round n Round (Selena Gomez cover)
⠀⠀grape milk - CRYSTAL FOAM
⠀⠀Spacemoth - Noise of Everyday Life
⠀⠀Ruby Bell - We were at the club
18:53 // THE GRAND FINALE - - - - -
⠀⠀the Wizard, MusicHater69 - The Evisceration of MusicHater69
⠀⠀⠀⠀the Wizard:
⠀⠀i went to the detective store, nobody knew you
⠀⠀you don't even know math, you can't even do plus two
⠀⠀get an education bro, learn addition and subtraction and division and
⠀⠀multiplication
⠀⠀equals sign is like two lines, i cut them across you
⠀⠀you're DONE, you are DONE, whoever i am fighting, you are not number one cuz
⠀⠀i'm number one, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
⠀⠀i'm number one bro, i am number one, i know how to count
⠀⠀1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, YUHHHH, ooh
⠀⠀yuh yuh yuh, ooooooohhh
⠀⠀i love dogs, shout out dogs, shout out urlfests, and shoutout to dogs especially yeah
⠀⠀⠀⠀MusicHater69:
⠀⠀i hate music!!! [other stupid garbage]
⠀⠀⠀⠀the Wizard:
⠀⠀THEN PERISH!!!