Nothin' Never Happens by Marty Straub

This is an original song about someone who just doesn't get that 2 negatives equals a positive.
It's done here using Band in a Box, Reaper and Cakewalk. I added bass and vocals, and Dave Bell of Blue Attitude played the guitars.

Nothin' Never Happens

While strollin' home one night, oh, a princess I did see
She spoke and set my heart a twitter. She said, "Come sit here a spell with me."
I tried to run away, but my body bade me stay. Nothin' in my life had ever come to me this way.

CH: Nothin' never happens for no reason. Something always seems to steal the show.
How could this be my fate? This twist does not relate, cuz nothin' never happens to this flow.

We sat till dawn and talked. Then I held her to me close.
The morning air was cold and bitter, but she kept me warm from head to toes.
She said, "Let's run away. Let's find someplace to play." Nothin' I could do but just smile and say, "Ok."

CH: Nothin' never happens for no reason. Something usually takes it all away.
It turned out rather bad. She stole all that I had, and nothin' never happens when I pray. SOLO

So every day I try, oh, to scale this slippery slope.
My shoes are soaked with grease and glitter, and there's nothin' left to fuel my hope.
Yet still I must endure this life so insecure. Nothin' in my life will ever smile on me, I'm sure.

CH: Nothin' never happens for no reason. Something always seems to spoil the show.
I cannot stay afloat with holes inside my boat, and nothin' never happens when I row.