The Bedroom Bruin Kyle Surwilo Global Jayhawk trapped in KC! Hey, I’m an OG dance floor dynamo house cat from the nointies! But cooler than *that* perhaps, I’ve spent the last quarter century plus being systematically assassinated/executed ALIVE in my own country through some sort of political hit job that has manifested in my own life as Zersetzung, or Russian/East German/KGB/Gestapo/Stasi/Sc’urity Force Mind Kontrol. - The #1, Single Greatest Apple In The History of the Whole Free World 🍎
