What If God ... by JayGilbert published on 2015-05-14T00:59:17Z From 1995. Bob Rivers' version of this is more well-known, and his singer did sound more like Joan Osborne, but this one happened first on WEBN and is still funnier. Written by Rob "Spamboy" Calvert. I changed a few lines and added the speaking parts. Slowed my voice down to add gravitas. Also slowed down Lisa's vocal so she wouldn't sound so obviously from high school. Genre WEBN,