A Very Jollyful Sam-sin Announcement! (Merry Christmas) by Gordon-Ramsey from Kitchen Nightmares

Hey guys!!!
So as SOME and only SOME
Of you may know, my shit ass au, Deltarune [GORDONS] The SAME SAMe SAme Same PUPPET is being MADE
I WILL KIDNAP 7 PEOPLE INTO MY DEATH GAMES
YOU WILL ALL DIE, SOME WILL BE STRONGER THAN OTHERS
YOUR FAMILY WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF
I WARNED YOU, 7 PEOPLE WILL BE KIDNAPPED
IF YOU DONT CONFORM TO MY WILL IN THE NEXT 10 HOURS I WILL KILL MY HOSTAGES
MY WILL: MAKE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES THE HIGHEST RATED SHOW EVER
I WILL TAKE THEM TO A REMOTE HOME AND SHOW THEM EVERYTHING ABOUT MY AU GORDONS THE SAME SAMe SAme Same PUPPET
BEFORE THEY DIE!!!!!!
I WILL FEED THEM TO THE GREEN SKELETON IN MY BASEMENT IF THEY LOSE
THE WINNER GETS AN EXTRA DAY AT LIFE…
THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN IN ONE HOUR\
I GOT MY WEED AND COCAINE PILLS CHILLIN OVER HERE
THE CLOCK IS TICKING…
MAKE MY WISH AND THEY LIVE
GORDON RAMSEY SIGNING OUT
-Sent on Ipad