Mad Mayor George by Fabulous Mr G published on 2015-03-14T13:19:52Z Available on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/album/id977734691 My name's George I'm independent That's what I said but it's not what I meant My trousers are red, I'll turn the air blue I'll do what I like, I don't care about you Look at my policies, oh no you can't! They weren't in my electoral rant I'm mad king George, I'm a bit of a toff I'm all for discussion and I've listened now please *&^% off Georgie Georgie... My burning ambition, and this is not cursory Is to turn all of Broadmead into one giant nursery Drawing on the pavement, only forty grand I'm all for giving family's a little helping hand Here's some jolly jugglers I'm very keen on those Don't expect a nursing home they're all about to close I'm mad king George, I'm a bit of a toff I welcome debate and I've listened so please... Now I'm in charge there's one thing I'll do Aside from a bus that's powered by poo It's a war on cars, they all go to fast How can I make them a thing of the past? I spanked 2 mill on a bunch of signs How many clowns can I buy with the fines? I'm mad king George I'm a bit of a toff I've heard your views and I've listened... I was flying down the Portway, driving along Being in a car it felt so wrong My right foot had a mind of it's own Never realised it was a 30 mile zone Camera flashed, I didn't see the sign! Brown envelope and a sixty pound fine Now I'm famous, I've been on Top Gear The Guardian, the Mail and the Telegraph I fear I'm glad to see that I got caught These speeding types are a dreadful sort I'm mad king George I'm king of the road Residents parking, but not at my abode I'm the mayor and I'll do what I like And all you plebs you can get on your..bike Genre Bristol
