SFXmas - Crayola Lectern by Crayola Lectern

Have yourself a shitty fucking Christmas
With your dreams so trite
You consume whatever comes your way
With a fool's delight.

Have yourself a fucking shitty Christmas
With your trees so dead
Presents made by people that you don't care about.

'Cos it's only fucking Christmas.

Adapted from the original by Hugh Martin and Ralph Blane.