an urgent request by brakence published on 2022-09-06T23:35:47Z caffeine 9/9 this is an SOS from the second of thirteen. We have entered an unknown stage of emotional development with our subject brakence. There is now a green light beaming from his forehead. We may have made a mistake getting him that iced americano. He hasn't been listening to our orders and is grinning with devious determination. We believe he may be scheming to shoot the sun. We aren't pleased to say the least. Shooting the sun is the highest risk, highest reward move in the game of hearts. If he doesn't pull back his bow far enough, the arrow will fail to reach its target and begin falling back down to earth. It will then reach him at terminal velocity and he will be impaled right between the eyes, which is exactly from where our precious truth energy emanates. However, he is so blindly confident in his ability to accomplish this that it might just work. But in that case, we'd have a whole new problem on our hands. We are urgently asking listeners to immediately delete and links or references to caffei- Genre Science Comment by fate zombi SHOOT THE SUN 2026-04-04T23:16:35Z Comment by alt OHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 2025-07-14T13:45:31Z Comment by แฒผlemming wait is brakence's profile picture from mob psycho 100??? 2025-07-02T09:29:47Z Comment by sn8kebytez omg it's back!!!!!!! 2025-03-09T20:42:31Z Comment by M!l4n Skyrim reference? 2025-01-25T19:04:25Z Comment by naviyair deluxe????? 2024-11-27T12:21:27Z Comment by sn8kebytez ILY AHHH 2024-08-10T06:56:41Z Comment by ertn5x2oin5ion23 precious truth energy 2024-05-29T23:53:51Z Comment by xo.cujo no ice is fine 2024-05-22T07:03:28Z Comment by J3N MF TRYNA SHOOT THE SUN ๐ 2024-01-07T09:55:43Z Comment by J3N Iced Americano ๐ญ๐ญ 2024-01-06T16:09:21Z Comment by warver ehh kinda cringe in my opinion 2023-08-22T04:37:20Z Comment by isaacslost NOT THE ICED AMERICANO 2023-02-14T16:31:09Z Comment by (๏ผ๏ผใ)๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ (๏ฝกล๏นล) Fuck found these after the album dropped wish there were more in the album these interludes are fucking nuts someone get me a fucking iced Americano 2023-01-15T21:58:33Z Comment by venusflytrpg THE SUUUUNNNN 2022-12-27T15:27:54Z Comment by Kirisaga cant wait for caffeine to drop!!! 2022-11-20T22:21:54Z Comment by gob Aaaaaa 2022-09-25T09:13:53Z Comment by mis4ortune AYO WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO COOL 2022-09-15T14:33:39Z Comment by prod_konami ๅ็พฟๅฐๆฅ 2022-09-09T22:01:37Z Comment by V//J This mf gonna shoot the sun! 2022-09-09T01:37:34Z Comment by yaukn CANT WAIT 2022-09-09T01:23:34Z Comment by seven i would die if i heard this intro at a concert 2022-09-09T01:01:31Z Comment by Lony @user-341682747: i just dropped a version of caffeine in my soundcloud would mean a lot if you would check it out <3 2022-09-08T23:28:36Z Comment by Ben Baldwin So motherfucking hype 2022-09-08T21:03:35Z Comment by Levesler Actually wild 2022-09-08T19:15:32Z Comment by B๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ผ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ yes you're dope asf indeed 2022-09-08T17:47:17Z Comment by Meg my god ima fina busttt 2022-09-08T17:20:15Z Comment by IZZYSTACKZ Wtf ๐ฅ 2022-09-08T16:33:36Z Comment by Artemis (dead account) i am losing my mind 2022-09-08T15:02:20Z Comment by sadbutรธkay Fuckkk yeahhh 2022-09-08T14:33:08Z