oxymoron cypher by AndrewClay published on 2015-12-23T02:16:03Z say I’m clean with a needle in my arm OKAY got no hoes on a farm OKAY 4 leaf clover in my hand but I got no luck and I got no charm, OKAY don’t speak spanish, olé Don’t stack chips stack Frito Lays Fuck these prostitutes but I don’t pay, Okay I PAY Say I hate fruit take a bite of a banana Sayin I’m a blood but I wear a blue bandana Hate Miley but I love Hannah montanah I’m a Grinch but I sit on the lap of Santa Get a lap dance from a black bitch named fat chance At the strip club, ass slaps like I clap hands Bring her back to the pad, said she never had issues with her dad I hate dinosaurs but I love T-rex And I love the movie the town But I hate the way that Affleck directs hes not funny, but he’s such a clown And im up to date with technology that’s why I still rock a pager ADP’s ex rides dicks for tips, but nobody pays her to bang her Genre oxymoron Comment by Grip Punchlines were heaavyyyy 2016-03-06T03:30:22Z Comment by Tha 5th Element FIRE FAM. just did it on the podcast. For sure im a fan meow 2016-01-13T03:02:57Z Comment by kvdlr sick bro. keep it up man. found this on a reddit post and I'm amazed 2015-12-23T20:42:39Z Comment by Deus this was hot, damn man! let me know what you think of my submission 2015-12-23T19:07:38Z