The Internet Blackout Breakdown by The Americana Project

[Verse 1]
Sunrise creepin' slow
Coffee ain't yet brewed
The modem lights they glow
But somethin' felt askew

[Verse 2]
I tried to check the news
My social feed was gone
Just a spinning little wheel
Where the whole wide world had drawn

[Chorus]
Oh the internet blackout
A digital dust storm blew
Cloudflare dropped the ball
What's a poor boy to do?

[Verse 3]
No cat videos for me
No online shoppin' spree
The email inbox empty
A strange tranquility

[Verse 4]
My phone became a brick
My laptop a paperweight
The whole damn system glitched
A digital doomsday fate

[Chorus]
Oh the internet blackout
A digital dust storm blew
Cloudflare dropped the ball
What's a poor boy to do?