Robert Hughes - Music for Geraldine by american-composers

Describing the “unheard-of combo,” the San Francisco Chronicle music critic
Robert Commanday called the work “The wittiest and best-fangled serenade
ever dedicated to an infant . . . a genuinely musical treat. . . . The gongs were
dressed in shirts, then belts of wide rubber bands, and finally they were
placed face down on the cloth piano cover.”