Cardew Robinson - Trumpet Involuntary by Agnes Guano published on 2014-03-23T17:42:52Z Genre Comedy Comment by Dallam "Fakir. Off!" 2019-05-28T22:12:13Z Comment by repetitivebeast A little-known fact is that the track "Someone Stuffed a Crumpet up me Trumpet" was written by comedian Frank Cardoe. After the sheet music was stolen from his dressing room by an unknown party, Cardew Robinson reworked it, with new lyrics, as Trumpet Involuntary. The Frank Cardoe version, which is musically-identical, can be found here: https://soundcloud.com/repetitivebeast/frank-cardoe-someone-stuffed-a-crumpet-up-me-trumpet 2014-05-20T06:24:10Z