Lewd by 3bard

Saturday morning jumped out of bed
And put on my kek suit
Got on the board and posted a thread
Anime Awoo~
Posted the pic, you came to observe
And asked her a question
Even though you are just a big perv, yeah

You looked over at her and said “Will you fart in my face?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know”
You say you always like them better when they do not try
Tough luck, my friend, *slaps you're ass* I say “Woah

Why you gotta be so lewd?
Askin' her to fart on you?
And why'd it have to be Awooo~?
I’m gonna marry that anime

Anime girl
Marry that anime
Anime girl
No, she won’t fart in your face
Anime girl
You are so disgusting
Why you gotta be so
Lewd

I have to do this, you leave no choice
You won’t leave her alone
You post pictures of her with other boys
Gnawing on their bone
Or tentacle hentai
From a doujin anime, you know
You know that’s not cannon, mate
She’s a pure maiden touhou

You come over and post “Will you fart in my face?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know”
You say you always like them better when they do not try
Tough luck, my friend, *slaps you're ass* I say “Woah

Why you gotta be so lewd?
Askin’ her to fart on you?
Don’t you know she’s mai waifu?
I'm gonna marry that anime

Anime girl
Marry that anime
Anime girl
No matter what you say
Anime girl
Yeah she’s my 2D cutie
But why you gotta be so
Lewd
Lewd

You looked over at her and said “Will you fart in my face?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know”
You say you always like them better when they do not try
Tough luck, my friend, *slaps you're ass* I say “Woah

Why you gotta be so lewd?
Don't you know I'm 2D too?
Why you gotta be so lewd?
I'm gonna marry that anime

Anime girl
Marry that anime
Anime girl
No matter what you say
Anime girl
Yeah she’s my 2D cutie
But why you gotta be so
Lewd
Why you gotta be so
Lewd
Why you gotta be so lewd?