A Thousand Jumps (Eve Online parody song) by SpaceshipKitten

This is a parody song for the MMO Eve Online. :) Original song is A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton.

Lyrics:
On my way home from fleet,
feeling 1337,
I killed some shit
and I'm homebound.

Warping quickly ahead,
Just making my way,
making my way
after you

And I shot you,
but I missed you
And now I wonder...

If I could warp
into the star,
Would I get bumped
to take me far?
Cause you know I'd make a thousand jumps
if I could just kill you
..tonight

It's always times like these
when I think of you
and I wonder if you think I'm such a noob

Cause there's always somethin' goin' wrong,
and I know you belong
written in my precious Combat Log

Cause I shot you,
but I missed you
And now I wonder...

If I could warp
into the star,
Would I get bumped
to take me far?
Cause you know I'd make a thousand jumps
if I could just kill you
..tonight

And I... I... don't wanna let you go
I... I... just wanna point you and
I... I... don't wanna let you go
I... I... don't...

I'm on my way home from fleet,
feeling 1337,
I killed some shit
and I'm homebound.

Warping quickly ahead,
Just making my way,
making my way
after you

Again I shot you,
but I still missed you
And now I wonder...

If I could warp
into the star,
Would I get bumped
to take me far?
Cause you know I'd make a thousand jumps
if I could just kill you...

Ohh, if I could warp
into the star,
Would I get bumped
to take me far?
Cause you know I'd make a thousand jumps
if I could just kill you
If I could just pod you
..tonight