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titan
A love song for my friends in SoCo, sung to the tune of Maroon 5's "Payphone". Enjoy it, you fucking bastards.
Additional uploads available here: http://www.sindelsuniverse.com/?p=501 and here: http://t.co/KGkbppc
I'm on a titan ready for fightin'
all of our fuel we spent on you
Where have your fleets gone? Why did they run home?
We've got a dunk or two for you...
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
When SoCo wanted to fight
It's even harder to picture
Cuz now they dock up on-sight.
Well, it is too late to stop us
So SoCo don't even try.
And for our time that you wasted
You all are going to die.
We wasted our nights.
You used all your spies.
Now I'm paralyzed
by my big blue balls.
You've lost all your sov
But that's what you get for denying fights.
I'm on a titan ready for fightin'
all of our fuel we spent on you
Where have your fleets gone? Why did they run home?
We've got a dunk or two for you...
If happy ever after did exist
you would still be holding sov not TEST.
But DOTLAN says you're losing all of it
so can I have your stuff before you quit?
Well, you won't be back tomorrow
Cuz your alliance is gay.
You guys had plenty of systems
but you just gave them away.
You used up all of your Tengus.
You sit in local and whine.
I know I've said it before
But you all are going to die.
We wasted our nights.
You used all your spies.
Now I'm paralyzed
by my big blue balls.
You've lost all your sov
But that's what you get for denying fights.
I'm on a titan ready for fightin'
all of our fuel we spent on you
Where have your fleets gone? Why did they run home?
We've got a dunk or two for you...
If happy ever after did exist
you would still be holding sov not TEST.
But DOTLAN says you're losing all of it
so can I have your stuff before you quit?
Now I'm on a titan...
Now SoCo just give up.
Kugu is all you have so let Delve go.
(spoken word interlude where I make fun of losers)
I'm on a titan ready for fightin'
all of our fuel we spent on you
Where have your fleets gone? Why did they run home?
We've got a dunk or two for you...
If happy ever after did exist
you would still be holding sov not TEST.
But DOTLAN says you're losing all of it
so can I have your stuff before you quit?
Now I'm on a titan...
- Noah Cohen 2
- Joel Price 9
Joel Price 9 at 3.01 on March 03, 2013 13:51
Titans are easy to kill its titans surrounded by carriers that are a pain to kill!
- Rich Vanden Akker
- Jakub Ciechowicz
- TerribleAtEve
TerribleAtEve on September 09, 2012 18:37
Awesome. I listen to this every time we're waiting on a Titan (like right now).
- HappytimeJR
HappytimeJR on September 08, 2012 19:51
I lost it at "I'm paralyzed by my big blue balls". Glorious.
- Alex Whoever
Alex Whoever at 1.43 on August 28, 2012 11:26
Love your Voice. Nice track. Greets from "Die Weltenbauer" :D
- luttis
luttis on August 21, 2012 21:00
You know its a good one when you hear the original on the radio and can only think about the lyrics of this with a smile on your face :)
- Berlioz.
- Kane Joel Krueger
- Kane Joel Krueger
Kane Joel Krueger on August 17, 2012 06:29
Fucking Epic! You absolutely have to do one about them welping all of thier supers and Makalu abandoning his fleet and leaving them to die...
- Sindel Pellion
Sindel Pellion on July 23, 2012 02:57
I added additional download links at the top of the description, before the lyrics. Thanks for your support!
- XoZer
- froggerdrf
froggerdrf at 4.00 on July 19, 2012 14:47
Furkin awsome,Spent many good hours in 319 system myself.Great song guys
- Michael George Hargis Jr
Michael George Hargis Jr at 0.13 on July 19, 2012 00:57
Though inaccurate, the song is well done. Your voice, and clarity is great to match the orginal.
- Pridit
- Oblivious12
- funkybacon
funkybacon at 0.46 on July 11, 2012 13:36
Pretty nice voice for having such "big blue balls" FunkyBacon approves!
- Hachrt
Hachrt at 0.53 on July 11, 2012 06:11
@Dimmak UK: See this is why I resort to heavy sarcasm whenever they think they're winning. For whatever reason they think they can recuperate their losses while we can't. It's obvious we have more members, if even half focus on Industry we'd still have more numbers. Sov means more than a green blob on the map, it means easy access to resources.
- The Gray Vishkarma
The Gray Vishkarma on July 11, 2012 05:00
Would like to download this if possible for the sake of appreciation. :D
- ChYph3r
- Dimmak UK
Dimmak UK at 0.53 on July 10, 2012 16:07
@Hachrt: ISK war? there moons are now paying for our war muhahaha
- elektrosniper
- Dimmak UK
- Dimmak UK
Dimmak UK on July 10, 2012 15:56
i have actually just LMFAO awsome work... se if we where getting fights we wouldnt have time to make things like this lol. Your singer has an awsome voice as well
- DrSpocktopus
- Cearul
- tsalaroth
- Patrick Harder 1
Patrick Harder 1 at 0.53 on July 10, 2012 12:21
@Poetic Stanziel: Nope. We just have really big rifters.
- Hachrt
Hachrt at 0.53 on July 10, 2012 11:53
@Poetic Stanziel: Didn't you hear? That's why they're winning the ISK war. We keep using all our fuel and they Blue Ball us. It costs us more than them and then we lose morale because we were Blue Balled. We can't win.
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