Alpha Dirtbag by Sindel Pellion

To commemorate the success of Eve Online: Ascension, and to introduce myself to all the alpacas, I present Alpha Dirtbag. Welcome to Hell, Newbies. See you in space! Original song by Wheatus, backing track provided by Sing King. Lyrics are below:

'Alpha Dirtbag'

V1:
I read Eve is hell
In a story on Polygon
But thought: man, oh, well.
It looks like it could be fun.
Stuck mining rocks each time I undock
Since nobody knows who I am
And nobody gives a damn about me

Chorus:
'Cause I'm just an alpha dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just an alpha dirtbag, baby
Ditch your omega clone and fleet up with me

V2:
Your corpmate's a dick
He kills newbros just for fun
And he wants to kick
My ass in a 1v1
But then his fleet drops in 30 Black Ops
And none of them know who I am
And none of them give a damn about me

(Chorus)

Alpha dirtbag, omegas don't know what they're missin'
Alpha dirtbag, omegas don't know what they're missin'

V3:
Man, I feel like mold
Big fleet fight and I'm alone
Lo and behold
You're warping over to me
This must be bait, I align but I wait
How do you know who I am?
And why do you give a damn about me?

I've got two frigates all fit in Jita, baby
Take this fleet invite, don't say "maybe"
I'm just an alpha dirtbag, baby, like you

Alpha dirtbag, omegas don't know what they're missin'
Alpha dirtbag, omegas don't know what they're missin'