Narcissist by Resistor

From "First World Problems" (2014)
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I'm
the most interesting guy
I've ever met and why
I ever go outside
is a mystery to me

oh cause you're
a dull and dreary bore
being near you is a chore
and I can't stand it anymore
so leave me be

cause I'm a narcissist
said my therapist
I see my reflection and I can't resist
I'm a narcissist
not an arsonist
and I'm so happy that I exist

They're
a ghastly-looking pair
her massive derriere
his thinning greasy hair
it's hard to see why they don’t try

try to be
a little more like me
such a lovely sight to see
that I ought to charge a fee
of passers by

cause I'm a narcissist
said my therapist
I see my reflection and I can't resist
I'm a narcissist
trying to subsist
and you're so lucky that I exist

and it isn’t easy to find time to love somebody else
cause I’m always busy with loving myself

cause I'm a narcissist
said my therapist
I see my reflection and I can't resist
I'm a narcissist
smoking cannabis
and you're so lucky that I exist

(narcissist, therapist, arsonist, cannabis
narcissist, catalyst, masochist, ham and swiss)