When he passes gas, it's always a perfect chord (an octave up when he's had beans). Growing up, a young Mikee Bee had dummy shaped like a treble clef, his crib was a gramophone (you know, that trombone bit where sound comes out), George Clinton high fived him on prom night and on his 25th birthday he bumped into Rick James at an orgy and coined the phrase "Word up".
*That's* how much music courses through his viens... or something. Who wrote this? I'm firing my agent.