Sounds Like: My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard by agentpx

Reads Like: Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted

In a London Airport, a recording machine was put under a PA speakers.

Then a flight where you expect people with unpronounceable names (i.e. Saudi Arabia) is a perfect timing to submit a pre-written note at the Airport Helpdesk. This note contains fictitious passenger names for airport staff to read them out over the PA system.

The passenger's names looked innocent enough on paper but they sounded like something else when read out loud.