Maybe Moonduck Mother Safety [disquiet0349] by Yasha

This is a submission to Disquiet Junto Project 0349: Got Glitch?
(Assignment: Help define “glitch” by glitching something, and explaining what you did.) For more information on this challenge, go to: https://disquiet.com/0349/

Glitch #1:
By means of an imaginary auto-Mellotron, the right & left hand parts for Debussy’s “Clair de Lune” and Sousa’s “Stars and Stripes Forever” were riffle-shuffled together. The robotic right hand plays sampled Mellotron flutes tuned to Meru (1-1) Scale D. The left hand plays sampled Mellotron violins tuned to Meru (1-1) Scale H.

Glitch #2:
Peter Blasser’s shtar firmware was imported into Audacity as RAW audio and then stretched by 40,000%. For rhythm, the result is fed through Dmitry Sches's plugin Tantra.

Glitch #3:
An MP3 of the jingle “Buckle Up for Safety” was destructively and willy-nillily edited with a text editor.