In My Brain Two's a Crowd by Ken McGoogan

IN MY BRAIN TWO’S A CROWD

A certain woman moved into my brain.
I don’t know how she got here but I’m going insane
She brought all her things, I mean records and books,
Dresses, and a leotard too, and what’s more,
It looks like she means to stay
She’s already been here for a year and a day
Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go

She’s got no business taking over my mind
Lolling round half-dressed as if I were blind
How can I concentrate? She’s all laughter and lace
And long blond hair in the sun and besides
She brought a cat and a dog and a bird
It’s a zoo in here, I cannot make myself heard,
Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me

She does aerobics in the early a.m.
See to her my brain is nothing but a private gym
I’ve got to sit here and watch while she stretches and bends,
Reaches and does leg raises too, oh my god!
And that ain’t nothing to what happens at night
But I can’t go on, it wouldn’t be right.
Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me

So if you think two is company, you’re wrong.
In my brain two’s a crowd and I’m driven to song
I want to throw her out, say goodbye and good luck
And we’ll meet again someday but you see
I’m a quiche-eating kind of a man, so I fall to my knees
And I take her hand, I cry,
Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go