I'm Calling Out to You by Ken McGoogan

I’M CALLING OUT TO YOU

It was a Friday, I do remember
I’d been working, trying to start a trend
I got home early, what did I find there
But my wife wrapped in the arms of my best friend

Chorus:
I’m calling out to you, I don’t know what to do,
That woman made me blue, said toodle-oodle-oo
I’m calling out to you, please tell me what to do
It’s down to you, cause all I do is boo hoo hoo

2/ Got out my Ouija to consult the spirits
I never do a thing until I know what they think
But when I asked if maybe I should seek revenge
The spirits told me to go see a shrink
Went to the doctor, discussed my story,
Answered his questions about when I was a kid
He did determine under hypnosis
That my problem in a past life it was hid

3/ Under hypnosis, I travelled backwards
All the way back beyond 2000 AD
I found the problem, something I’d eaten
But I got stuck in time and could not get free
I don’t belong here, I am from the future
But you won’t believe no matter what I have to say
My wife is cheating in 2390
With my doctor-friend who sent me here to stay