The Ballad Of "Shooter" McPherson by Cecil Waxwinder published on 2022-01-23T19:58:42Z A tribute song to Bengals rookie kicker Evan "Shooter" McPherson. Email: cecilwaxwinder@gmail.com The team was struggling with kicking woes Missing chip shots, losing to foes The city found itself in quite a plight One day he came riding up the interstate With a Gator satchel and a Ft. Payne leg And he said I'll kick that ball right out of sight He's Shooter, Shooter McPherson (Shooter!) Now everyone said we were wasting a pick On a good ol' boy who does nothing but kick All the pundits said "I've never seen the like!" But on extra points to tie the score or 4th and a mile from the 34 Ol' Shooter puts the ball right down the pike He's Shooter, Shooter McPherson (Shooter!) Now some might call him by a different tag Like Legatron or Money Mac And I guess that there's some room to disagree But none of that matters now anyhow Cause CJ says it's Shooter now And if CJ says it that's good enough for me He's Shooter, Shooter McPherson (Shooter!) Here he comes, boys Don't you dare test him He'll make you pay That's "Shooter" to you Genre Country