One Trick Pony by Turfseer published on 2021-06-08T14:10:52Z ONE TRICK PONY I fell in love for I was lonely Could not say no to my one trick pony Oh my dear, there’s so much fear When you are so near My one trick pony You’re a phony But to you I’ll always cleave My one trick pony You’re my one and only In you I still believe With this one trick pony You can win a Tony Just pull out your knives With so much pride You’re justified Believing all the lies It’s now settled You’ve earned your medals Saving all those lives The one trick pony I’m so lonely With my beguiling bride. Chorus: All the dead and dying Is a one trick pony fad You don’t have to worry now— The shot will keep you glad Deadly medications are all part Of our sick game But my one trick pony In the end will take the blame My one trick pony, you’re so homely Why are you uncouth? We take their tests They know what’s best Claim they speak the truth I see that you’re a monster There’s no puzzle we must solve I follow the directions And now I have been absolved Chorus: All the dead and dying Is a one trick pony fad You don’t have to worry now— The shot will keep you glad Deadly medications are all part Of our sick game But my one trick pony In the end will take the blame Piano instrumental on verse Bridge: Everything today is just a one trick pony town Suggestions to the contrary, oh please don’t make a sound Oh my one trick pony, this is how I cope You remain invisible Now we have eloped So easy to infect us You came from ‘cross the sea Now I’ll never need to take—responsibility. Deny my one trick pony And I say you’ve got real gall Don’t you know, you’ve sunk so low Denying she’s killed all Never should you question, all the pictures that I paint It’s no baloney My one trick pony Is my true and loving saint! Genre Soundtrack