RatBag Rap by TuiGorge published on 2014-02-15T06:55:08Z A very quick demo to give some idea of how it might go. RatBag Rap Im heading for my local country gig. Shaken by some rapper's ratty rig That boomin sound is all around Seems to come up from the ground It's enough to make a grown man cry or shake a fist at an empty sky My rattling brain moves slowly on again I'm set up soon and ready to perform The band starts up again plays Wheels The singers sing same old deal My mind keeps wandering it's insane The ratbag rap's lodged in my brain It's the Ratbag Rap and it's got me beat it's what I still keep hearin in my sleep Dont know why it picked on me RatBag Rap please set me free Up to the mike to sing my nervous song Begins ok and it wont take long I start to sweat and I start shakin Anyone can tell that I aint just faking Voice goes flat I pull down my hat Then I start rappin with that Ratbag Rap I hit my stride try to do my thing Just keep talkin cause I sure cant sing. At the end the people clap politely turn to each other mumblin quietly. Just keep playin simple country bass every now and then theres a smile on my face. It's the Ratbag Rap and it's got me beat it's what I still keep hearin in my sleep Dont know why it picked on me RatBag Rap please set me free At the end our president comes my way Says thanks so much for comin in today We appreciate your playing and it sure was nice heard your song once don't wanna hear it twice. Please hit the road and don't come back Cause we've had enough of your Ratbag Rap. It's the Ratbag Rap and it's got me beat it's what I still keep hearin in my sleep Dont know why it picked on me RatBag Rap please set me free The people cant swaller it the band cant foller it That RatBag RatBag RatBag Rap Genre Bluegrass