R.O.S.S. by Half Bam Half Whisky published on 2018-04-21T10:06:27Z This is the story of two Scots Tory MPs One likes to play with swords, one doesn't like gypsies I got them mixed up in a song One's not a referee I'm sorry but they all look the same to me So If you hear me, can you forgive me? R.O.S.S. I'm sorry that we ended up in this mess So to Mrs Thomson and Douglas's mum I'm sorry for your Ross Now can we just move on? You're not the Ross MP now You're not the Ross MP now You're not the Ross MP now And you're not too smart Which Ross MP are you now? Which Ross MP are you now? Which Ross MP are you now? Are you slimy or thick? Life is unfair Genre comedy
