Reserved Or Devolved? by Half Bam Half Whisky

I'm not too bright - my name is Dickie
I'm the leader of the Scottish Labour Party

I'm all about the workers
But the workers don't know what I'm called

And as for Scottish powers
I don't know what is reserved or devolved

They print my message in the Record and Sun
I had to tell them I ain't second to none

And I go on about equality and I wish
I knew what that involved

But when it comes to Scottish powers
I don't know what is reserved or devolved