Kannae Find Chickens by Half Bam Half Whisky published on 2018-02-21T17:24:55Z I remember when I was a lad Times were hard and things were bad And we never even had a KFC Just a chippie down the road By the time you brought em back they were cold We could only dream one day there'd be a Wimpy Now... KFC Kannae Find Chickens The British Library cannae find Dickens The BBC cannae find Biggins Dearie me My heart sinks and my pulse quickens The collective cerebellum thickens All this brexit bollocks sickens me Though the chip shop is still open There's no macaroni pie KFC Kannae Find Chickens The British Library cannae find Dickens What is happening to this country? Genre comedy