Keir Hardy (sic) by Half Bam Half Whisky published on 2018-03-10T13:08:11Z Keir Hardie He founded the Labour Party But they can't spell Hardie now It's embarassing It's not a hard one H.A.R.D.I.E Not Laurel and Hardy We're the kings of the gaffe Don't you draw a cock and balls on the projector It'll be the talk of the conference It's all people will remember us for Now it seems to me some typos Are what's made us famous Do you remember genertaion from before? Keir Hardie What have we done to your party People are laughing Many not few Freedom, Ah freedom That's just some people talkin' You're prisoners walkin' Through this world all alone Is your spellchecker at fault here? Can you get your arses in gear? It's hard to tell the right From the left You're losin' all your highs and lows Ain't it funny how your members go away Desperadoes Why don't you come to your senses Come down from your fences Open the gate It's not a hard one But if you can't even spell your founder's name right You're gonna be in the shite You'd better let somebody love you Goodbye Labour Party H.A.R.D.Y. H.A.R.D.Y. H.A.R.D.Y. Labour's hardy They are H, hilarious They are A, atrocious They are R, ridiculous They are D, delirious Y, oh Y They are H, hamfisted They are A, archaic They are R, real riddies They are D, deluded Y, oh Y oh Y H.A.R.D.Y. (spell it) H.A.R.D.Y. Keir says goodbye Keir says goodbye Genre comedy