Diet Of No Fibre by Half Bam Half Whisky published on 2018-06-03T11:03:43Z words - @Tucker5law Backin’ up, constipated Tweetin’ rage with his scants down Went the distance, now he’s back on his feet Just a man and his compacted bowel When he was young, it happened so fast He’s traded glory for ex-lax He’s lost his grip, as he rage tweets his blast He must fight just to tweet out his shite It’s the diet of no fibre Taking pills for a shite Sitting down to the struggle with his iPhone So the capslock slave driver stalks his prey out of spite While he’s watchin’ Fox News with his scants, round his ankles Tweet to tweet, his buttocks gain heat Talkin’ tough, always hungry He’s in the cludgie as we take to the streets Still tweeting blame on crooked Hilary It’s the diet of no fibre Taking pills for a shite Sitting down to the struggle with his iPhone So the capslock slave driver stalks his prey out of spite While he’s watchin’ Fox News with his scants, round his ankles Genre comedy
