My Inner Dictator by Half Bam Half Whisky

I'm the Tory MP for Aberdeen South
I like to slag off gypsies with my oversized mouth
People say I am a bit insane
Cos I sat on the throne of Saddam Hussein
What a laugh
I'm a ref as well
Do you want my autograph?

Ross Thomson - I found my inner dictator
Ross Thomson - there is no dick which is greater

oh oh oh

My career is a running gag
My my what will I do next eh?
Ain't it queer how I get away
With anything - what am I like eh?

Youse must be brokenhearted
I've no done a thing since I fucking started
Oh aye - did I ever let you know
I am here my inner dictator
My, my, I could never let you go