Dad On by Half Bam Half Whisky published on 2018-03-28T18:31:58Z First they came for the socialites and I said Dad on Then they came for the alt-rights and I said Dad on Then they came for the Blairites and I said Dad on Then they came for the Barron Knights and I said Haud on They were all right And so's Weird Al If you're gonna take them Then take me, pal We might not be right on, hip or cool But we're parodist old school So haud on Haud on Haud on Ally came from Kirkcaldy, F.I.F.E Dad on Hitchiked his way across to Ballingry Dad on A castle here and Anstruther Newburgh is the place where They say Dad on Dad on Dad on I'm not all right And neither's Weird Al If you're gonna take them Then take me, pal We might not be right on, hip or cool But we're parodist old school So dad on Dad on Dad on Oh you think you're so sardonic But your patter's fucking chronic Gie's pee ee ee ee ee ee eace You pretend you liked Sniffin Glue once And you use words like nuance Gie's pee ee ee ee ee ee eace You're sanctimonious Yours is the only pus That lights up watching Sunday Politics Your horse is higher Than a eunuchs choir Though ironically all of your pals are dicks I'm not all right (He's not all right) I don't know what's left (dunno what's left) Back in the centre They are bereft I might not be right on, hip or cool You've messed up this old fool So dad on Dad on Dad on Dad on Dad on Dad on Dad ohhhhhhhhhhn Dad on Genre comedy
