The Beast From The East by Half Bam Half Whisky published on 2018-02-27T19:10:02Z Here comes the beast from the east With ten centimetres at least Those snowflakes will kick up a storm Here's a radical suggestion Put on your wellies and scarf It's winter - you having a laugh? Call Randall & Hopkirk deceased Here comes the beast from the east sceams Don't panic Wur doomed Run for your lives! etc. He's eating everything in his path! Oh pretty baby Will we stockpile bread I'll just go crazy If I stay in bed It's really freezin Is this another Ice Age? It's only weather It's just a bit of snow Get it together We've seen it all before Now it's a terror weather forecast drama There goes the beast from the east In future can we just say wheesht To all the hyperbole fools And buy them waterproof kagoules Don't cut aboot in a string vest The arctic circle's a mess As global warming speeds forth Look out for the beast from the north Genre comedy
