Kidnapped Missionary Survival Training by Tim Akimoff published on 2013/08/04 18:42:10 +0000 It was like Fight Club. Participants are not supposed to talk about it. So I call it kidnapped missionary survival training. It was a weeklong test of our survival skills, and I was 13 and trying to figure out my place in the world. I faced some serious monsters on this particular camping trip, the biggest one being myself.